I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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