Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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