I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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