id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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