there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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