Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i came on her dog
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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