i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I see more hoeing in ur future
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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