Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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