No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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