Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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