is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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