Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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