I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize