margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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