I looked at my own cervix.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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