College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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