Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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