I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
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My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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