Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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