You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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