Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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