I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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