so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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