hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize