is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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