Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
worst night to have a conscience
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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