So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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