we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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