I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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