Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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