Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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