No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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