My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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