That's when you crack a 10am beer
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Pooping to opera.
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