what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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