i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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