Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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