I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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