Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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