I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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