Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
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I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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