Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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