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  • Submitted by SextsFLN on May 29, 10 at 4:45pm

    "I don't have a lot of personal life experience, but if I have learned anything from my Sims family... when a child doesn't see his father enough, he starts to jump up and down, and then his mood level will drop until he pees himself." -Liz Lemon

  • Submitted by 610dancer on May 29, 10 at 6:48pm

    Apparently your date is going amazing, because the sims are amazing.

  • Submitted by lalalalalalala on May 29, 10 at 7:19pm

    i love sims! but i usually save telling a guy about their love triangles and world adventures until at least the third date.

  • Submitted by Epimetheus on May 29, 10 at 5:05pm

    This gives me hope that I will find someone for myself, some day. Hopefully someone even half as cool as this girl.

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    Submitted by anonmyous on May 29, 10 at 5:39pm

    That sounds fucking awesome.

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    Submitted by Mikethedude on May 29, 10 at 11:44pm

    That wasn't even close to being as good as Stantheman, and it was spelt like an epileptic retard wrote it.

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      Submitted by mandyyy on May 30, 10 at 2:24am

      ok, stantheman. If you want to have three accounts you need some new username ideas.

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    Submitted by bamhim on May 29, 10 at 7:36pm

    Looks like it's going great

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    Submitted by ayemami on May 29, 10 at 8:50pm

    Baha

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 30, 10 at 6:01am

    Wow. You can mark this up either way.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 10 at 6:43pm

    I want to fuck the shit out of stantheman

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      Submitted by mandyyy on May 29, 10 at 10:03pm

      aw, does stantheman have two accounts?

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    Submitted by devina on May 30, 10 at 4:36am

    Way to pickem brosive!!

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    Submitted by rawrzzz95 on May 29, 10 at 4:36pm

    That fucking sucks bahahahaa

  • Submitted by KanyeZest on May 29, 10 at 4:50pm

    I was once involved in a love triangle with three sisters. Until one night in an acid and ecstacy enraged orgy, killing them all by to much dickage downage by myself. Their mother came in the three days later to find her daughters slain and I, in the corner weak and malnourished from the festivities. I wanted to run seeing the fury in her eyes but I lacked the strength. Suddenly her rage subsided, and she made her way to me while removing her shirt and revealing her bussom. I suckled on her teet until all