i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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