Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just had sex bonerless
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
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there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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