these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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