so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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