I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I understand Curling. That high.
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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