not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It was confusing and full of hummus
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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