THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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