she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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